so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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