Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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