Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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