yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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