i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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