So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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