I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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