You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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