Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
It's just like the Real World with babies
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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