is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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