girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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