You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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