Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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