My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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