i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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