Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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