Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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