it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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