weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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