yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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