I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Even my vagina gasped.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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