WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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