dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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