I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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