he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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