Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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