I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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