For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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