ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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