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Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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