I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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