dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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