When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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