3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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