am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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