she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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