He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Holy shit dude........stairs
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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