Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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