she was so not down for the gang bang
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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