Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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