If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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