can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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