it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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