he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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