I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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