Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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