she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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