I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
