k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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