still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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