My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
smell my finger.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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