is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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