If that was your dad, he is hot
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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