Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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