Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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